I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Treat yo self.
Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse.
I forget the last time I felt brave, I just recall insecurity.
They are the knights of summer and winter is coming.
• ASK ME SOMETHING
What if I said yes?
It makes my day when someone tries to prove something about my job to me.
Why yes, I do know that we are out of this product today. No, please don’t go ask my coworker the exact same question in about t-minus 2 minutes. Yes, they will refer you back to me, because this is MY FUCKING SECTION.
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2:05 pm • 14 September 2014 • 7,820 notes
people keep saying that facebook makes you depressed because your friends all look like they’re having fun without you but actually i think this kind of shit is probably the greater cause of it tbh
This is tragic. And this is why we need feminism. Because people cannot take a woman seriously when she says something happened to her. She went through hell and back and is reliving it everyday trying to make a point. And all these people do is defend the man who walks free after committing a horrible crime because they can’t take her word for it that she was fucking raped.
1:37 pm • 14 September 2014 • 42,761 notes
the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that i and people like me dont deserve basic human rights and respect and safety
5:36 pm • 9 September 2014 • 65,235 notes
Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.
Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.
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6:54 pm • 4 September 2014 • 111,133 notes
When I get drunk, I steal things…
And not because I’m a bad person stealing gaming systems, just because sometimes I see something and I HAVE TO HAVE IT.
The ever growing list includes:
-The Book of Mormon
-4 nerf bullets (Not the gun, and they were stashed in my bra and found the next morning scattered across the floor)
-a name tag from Recycled Cycles with the name ‘Sam’
-40 cents (which I was trying to pay for a keg with)
My friend think its hilarious when I have to drive back the next morning to return the stolen items.
6:53 pm • 4 September 2014 • 2 notes
boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak
#dont even get me started on bikini waxing
dealing with boys.
5:14 pm • 4 September 2014 • 219,660 notes
old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on
then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources
9:04 pm • 2 September 2014 • 212,396 notes
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”
what about a book of all the lies people have told you
Oh how the tables have tabled
Tables have tabled
8:45 pm • 2 September 2014 • 540,168 notes
if you want to understand the psyche of our generation take a good look at the stories we tell ourselves about the future
because it isn’t flying cars or robot dogs, it’s faceless government surveillance and worldwide pandemics and militarized police brutality and the last dregs of humanity struggling to survive
our generation isn’t self-centered, or lazy, or whatever else they wanna say about us. we are young, and we are here, and we are deeply, deeply afraid.
8:44 pm • 2 September 2014 • 72,940 notes
Obama on gay adoption
yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.
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1:59 pm • 1 September 2014 • 1,486,616 notes